The Omegle Game Rules
The Internet is full of cool people; Omegle lets you meet them. When you use Omegle, we pick someone else at random so you can have a one-on-one chat.
Stranger: hi You: Do you like Hilary Clinton? Stranger: no Stranger: do you? You: Oh yeah she's awesome Stranger: that's too bad Stranger: she has sand in her vagina You: lmfao You: Last time i heard she had bill in there Stranger: nah bill is just doin other chicks all the time You: I don't blame him either You: Retardation's an STD Stranger: haha neither do i You: If Chuck Norris were president, he would.? Stranger: destroy everything Stranger: it would be epic You: I reckon he'd make roundhouse kick a class Stranger: yeah You: Which is compulsory for every student You: And would roundhouse kick every with sand in their vagina, Hilary Clinton first Stranger: oh that would be awesome You: Then catch the sand in a bag, and make a WMD out of it Stranger: dude Stranger: i like your stye Stranger:.style You: I call it Internetz Stranger: ah Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hello there Stranger: What do you want to talk about today? You: Hi there, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: Ok Stranger: Hi Chris Stranger: What's up?
You: Hi there, i'm looking for peadophiles, Are oyu a peadophile? Stranger.you say that like it's a bad thing Stranger: Are you one perhaps? You: No it's a good thing Stranger: Oh ok You: No, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: Ok cool Stranger: I like you and that programme of yours You: That's good, Because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: Great Stranger: So. What happens now? You: I dunno, I'm just Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: Do I confess or something?
You: Yes, Because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: Should i go outside and get arested? You: That would be a good idea, Then you can join me on the show because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: I see You: You see that I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline? Stranger: But. I'm innocent You: Good Stranger: I'm no child lover You: YOU HATE CHILDREN? You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER? Stranger: I can't stand kids You: SHE LOVED CHILDREN You: SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU You: Apologies, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: Oh ok, I accept your apology You: Good, because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: So, where's the cam? Stranger: This is being recorded, right?
You: In the ceiling, it's got a little label on it saying 'I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline' Stranger: Ah ok Stranger: You mean, I'm gonna be on NBC Dateline? You: Have a look for it, You can keep the tape if you like we've already streamed the footage back to the show, Which btw is called 'I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline' Stranger: What's it like being Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline? You: It's great, but by contract i have to continuosly remind people that I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: I'd noticed that Stranger: Is it your real name? You: Other than that, i get to say 'I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline' then ask peadophiles to sit down You: Of course it's my real name, after all I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline Stranger: Should I sit down now?
You: Have a seat over there Stranger: Ok sure You: Y'see, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline, You've been chatting to me posing as a 13 year old girl Stranger: OMG Stranger: N-no, I didn't do it Stranger: I swear You: No don't leave, Have a seat over there Stranger: I'm here. To ask directions You: HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING SEAT OVER THERE Stranger: Ok sir You: The police are on their way, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline. Stranger: hi Stranger: Stranger: geeze You: Some dude thought I was a girl. Stranger: lol why? You: I think he's right.
You: Not too sure though. Stranger: how can you not be sure? You: I have boobs.
You: And a vagina. Stranger: then Stranger: i would assume Stranger: that your a girl You: You would assume wrong. You: I do have a penis as well. You: But it's sticking out my spine. Stranger: wtf Stranger: thats not possible You: Apparently it is.
Makes masturbation hard. Stranger: no its not Stranger: your lying to me You: Well, seeing as how my penis is attached to my spine, you would have to assume that masturbation is rather difficult. You: If you think that isn't the truth, try sticking a stick to your back and rubbing it. You: I wish I was double-jointed. Stranger: no i mean Stranger: you dont have a dick Stranger: coming outta your spine You: I'm pretty sure I would know if I had a dick coming out of my spine.
You: And I feel it. Stranger: nope You: I would show you. You: But I don't like sharing pictures of myself. Stranger: no show me Stranger: then i will believe you You: I DON'T NEED YOU TO BELIEVE ME! You:.Click. I could've milked it out further, but I got bored and I'm kinda tipsy. Connecting to server.
Looking for someone you can chat with. You're now chatting with a random stranger.
Stranger: hi You: why hello there salor Stranger: sa0lor what is your name? You: i'm an alien You: from the planet zoopar Stranger: fucking alien You: yea i rock You: got tech and shit You: we gon invade your ass You: soon Stranger: planet shit You: we handed you down the great scripts of technology You: but you violated them in every orfice You: for that You: you will be oblitarated!!! Stranger: i waiting for you and your club Stranger: kontol You: bring it You: all you got is that tesla death ray You: hahaha Stranger: fuck You: but we're actually a peace loving kind You: so we're not gonna fight Stranger: what kins? You: just unify you rasses Stranger: raseess? You: rasses You: a special type of asses Stranger: just making love with your mother You: its coo after that her alien liquid serum will kill you You: that wasn't exactly wise Stranger: fucking serum You: yea all over your pingus You: fag You: fag human Stranger: fucking nige!
You: puny fag human pie Stranger: hahaha funnyb Stranger: kisss my penis You: no ty You: i'd rather not You: besides You: my ethereal lips would simply glide through Stranger: veses Stranger: dubur You: even our lips are supiriour to yours You: superior Stranger: fucking lips You: yea they extend over my mandibles You: and nose You: provide for a larger breathing surface Stranger: hey what are you talking about? You: after all i breath through my lips You: my lips ofcourse You: alien chicks dig them Stranger: kisss my penis You: esp the ones from amazonia You: i'm an alien pimp Stranger: pimp Stranger: hahahahaha Stranger: you so funny You: yea my races blood is even purple You: and so are our ships You: we were born to rule the world You: pimping every other races chicks You: mwhahaha You: no stopping us now You: btw You: i impregnated your sister Stranger: no kinds of world You: during this conversation Stranger: just remember you about allah! You: we made that shit up haha You: yea then all of you guys belived it You: and blew yourselves up You: so dumb You: lololol Stranger: fucking jesus You: religion is a lie!!!!! You: fucking pie in your eye but it is Stranger: jesus are suck You: jesus was actually my grand grand cousin You: an alien who came down You: decided to live among your kind for a lil bit Stranger: jesus is fuck man You: then leave with a little bit of theatric to it Stranger: kontol Stranger: lw ngomong apa sich You: we told him you guys would believe it but he just said they can kiss my ass and lolled his way all the way to the cross lol You: sorry i don't speak that dialect Stranger: udah kaya orang tolool aja dah You: and i'm too lazy to upload to my memory what it means You: goodbye.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Stranger: whoreee You: Do you like Hilary Clinton? Stranger: whoree You: yes i know that. But answer the question Stranger: bitch Stranger: skanl You: i know she does look like a dog. But a femlae dog? Stranger: skank Stranger: slut You: hmmm You: yeah i guess she kinda is Stranger: cocksucking fag You: oh well she is a girl You: so she cant be a fag Stranger: FAG You: hmm Stranger: cunt You: i already went over this Stranger: ugly twat You: she does have one of thoose You: yeah i agree Stranger: fat whore fucking asss You: but you dont have to be rude to her You: well sir thats just rude.
Shes not that bad. Stranger: NO UR ALLL OF THESE THINGS STUPID FUCK Stranger: IM A GIRL You: no your not first of all You: and second You: your obviously a bitch Stranger: i have a vag and tits Stranger: ur the fag here You: trying to make peeople feel bad about themselves You: which wont work on me Stranger: who fucking cares about hilary You: because i know im beautiful Stranger: SHES A FAG You: well sir You: i told you thats rude Stranger: UR A FAT FUCKING FAG Stranger: rude my fucking ass You: what does UR stand for? You: hmm You: maybe Stranger: YOUR Stranger: FUCKER You: Uncle Rats?
You: ooh well Stranger: FUCK THAT You: there is a U and an R in fucker. You: so yeah You: UR right You: lol Stranger: your the fucking rat You: it works well Stranger: ur STUPID You: hmm Stranger: UR UR UR Stranger: ur a rere Stranger: fucking hoe Stranger: suck it You: STUPID. Super Trolling, Purple, Indigo, DInosaur? Stranger: fag You: I guess You: yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected. (I TROLLED THEM SO HARD LOL!!!!).
Level 3 Show Bra - 50 points Show Panties - 50 points Squeeze Boobs - 50 points Shake Your Ass - 50 points Level 4 Take off Bra - 80 points Take off Panties - 80 points Show Ass - 100 points Play with Boobs - 150 points Show Pussy - 150 points level 1 Smile - 10 points Wave - 10 points Show tongue - 10 points Two fingers - 10 points The Omegle Game Type ' yes ' to start the game Level 2 You're Doing Great! Stand Up - 20 points Blow a kiss - 20 points Show Tummy - 20 points Suck a Finger - 20 points Level up!
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50 Bonus Points! Each level has things you can do for points. Reach the target score to go to the next level. Complete all the actions on each level to get the high score. Get 30 points to go to the next level Get 60 points to go to the next level Get 150 points to go to the next level Get 480 points to go to the BONUS level Level Up! B O NU S R O U N D! Your Score: 760 Current Highest Score: Amy 1680 Bend over - 150 points Spread Ass - 200 points Pussy close up - 200 points Play with clit for 5 min - 250 points Finger Pussy for 5 min - 250 points You need 920 points to win & get the highest score!
Omegle
B O NU S R O U N D! HIGH SCORE 1860 you got the highest score! HIGH SCORE Amy 1680.